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Amazon recommends  the following things to me today:
1) Solgar Folic Acid capsules, 800mcg (250 ct) -- "for your childbearing years"

2) John Jeffries Martin, Myths of Renaissance Individualism -- offering "a new typology of Renaissance selfhood which was at once collective, performative and porous"

3) The Frankies Spuntino Kitchen Companion and Cooking Manual -- "destined to become a lifestyle mantra"

4) Jessica Marquis, Raising Unicorns: Your Step-By-Step Guide to Running a Successful -- and Magical! -- Unicorn Farm -- "Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming!"
and

5) Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle -- "A great gift for the person who has everything but a yodelling pickle."

What the what???

Well played, Amazon. Well played.